Definitions ...

04-05-2008

DEFINITIONS

School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays .

Life Insurance :

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich .

Nurse :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters .

Divorce :
Future tense of Marriage .

Tears :

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower .

Lecture :

An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either '

Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .

Compromise :

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .

Dictionary :

A place where success comes before work .

Conference Room :

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father :

A banker provided by nature .

Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss :

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early .

Politician :

One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after .

Doctor :

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills .

Classic :

Books, which people praise, but do not read .

Smile :

A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

Office :

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life .

Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth .

Etc. :

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do .

Committee :

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together .

Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes .

Atom Bomb :

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead

04-05-2008

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04-07-2008

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04-07-2008

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04-07-2008

Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters .

thats right hhhhhhhhh

thans n3n3

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